I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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