i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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