why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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