yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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