For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My bed smells like the plague
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