Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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