Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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