i can't believe i had my finger in that
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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