"it" just moved
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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