please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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