i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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