Don't you send me to vm
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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