apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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