i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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