chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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