The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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