Do you still have your period?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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