God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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