he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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