google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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