Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't put those talents on a resume
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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