My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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