I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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