Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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