Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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