just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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