i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Randomize
