Midget sex pt 2 tonight
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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