This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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