So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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