how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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