Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
