It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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