I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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