i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
