I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
whose ass print is on the piano?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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