What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
