i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
