Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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