I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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