Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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