his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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