Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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