So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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