I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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