How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize