that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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