It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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