Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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