I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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