Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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