Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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