You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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