That's intense
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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