I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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